Several weeks ago I was scrolling through Tik Tok and came across a video of a lady who mentioned she bought her jeans in the Wal-Mart men's department and cut them off. She said they were her new favorite jeans. In hindsight, I probably should have saved the video or atleast wrote her name down [...]
This is a [true] story about research, failures, wins, & loses that happened over the course of 3 months. When this journey began, I REALLY underestimated the level of frustration & amount of time that would soon be involved. This is a story about how finding the perfect...wait for it....garbage can. GARBAGE CAN. Let that [...]
Happy birthday, HMMC! The club is officially FOUR years old this month. I feel like a proud parent watching my little baby grow up. Blog years are alot like dogs years and 1 is more like 7! Alot of blogs fizzle and fade within the first year so to make it to 4 is a [...]
Since all the celebs are doing it...here are my answers to Vogue's 75 questions! 1. On a scale of 1-10, how excited are you about life right now? 8-I am still fresh on my "Word Of The Year" high. I am excited about my plans for the year. 2. Describe yourself in a hashtag? #hotmess obviously [...]
I've said it a 1,000 times: My life is a mess and it's so comical that I can't even make this stuff up! Christmas was no different...it was a ChristMESS...Anyone else riding the Hot Mess Express all the way to the North Pole?
"I realized today that I don't even know when the last time he showered. Ugh. Mom of the year" I mumbled to my mom. I was sitting in my closet, surrounded by a pile of clothes and hangers. I was in the middle of a fat shaming pity party when she called. She asked about [...]
This is a shitty story. Literally, it is about poop. Embarrassing poop at that. I have actually said to a few people that I wasn't going to put this on the blog because its so embarrassing but what the heck?!? Here goes.... So a few weeks ago JHub and his boyfriends (literally, boyfriends, because their [...]
Guess Who's Back? Back Again. Leah's back. Tell a Friend! Sorry if that song is now stuck in your head on repeat for the rest of the day. You guys! I have missed you so much. No, really! I have missed my 7 dedicated readers like something fierce. This summer is over. Q is back [...]
They wear so many faces, Show up in the strangest places And grace us with their mercies in our time of need. Oh, I believe there are Angels Among Us, Sent down to us from somewhere up above. Angels Among Us by Alabama Earlier this week, while I was at the local water park, I [...]
(JHub, this post is for you and since you FINALLY subscribed to the blog, I am hoping you will read it....Don't worry, I am not telling everyone about how you ate a foiled wrapped chocolate and Q called you out on it. I am respecting your request to keep that silly mistake off the blog.) [...]
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