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Several weeks ago I was scrolling through Tik Tok and came across a video of a lady who mentioned she bought her jeans in the Wal-Mart men's department and cut them off. She said they were her new favorite jeans. In hindsight, I probably should have saved the video or atleast wrote her name down [...]
This is a [true] story about research, failures, wins, & loses that happened over the course of 3 months. When this journey began, I REALLY underestimated the level of frustration & amount of time that would soon be involved. This is a story about how finding the perfect...wait for it....garbage can. GARBAGE CAN. Let that [...]
Since all the celebs are doing it...here are my answers to Vogue's 75 questions! 1. On a scale of 1-10, how excited are you about life right now? 8-I am still fresh on my "Word Of The Year" high. I am excited about my plans for the year. 2. Describe yourself in a hashtag? #hotmess obviously [...]
I've said it a 1,000 times: My life is a mess and it's so comical that I can't even make this stuff up! Christmas was no different...it was a ChristMESS...Anyone else riding the Hot Mess Express all the way to the North Pole?
"I realized today that I don't even know when the last time he showered. Ugh. Mom of the year" I mumbled to my mom. I was sitting in my closet, surrounded by a pile of clothes and hangers. I was in the middle of a fat shaming pity party when she called. She asked about [...]
This is a shitty story. Literally, it is about poop. Embarrassing poop at that. I have actually said to a few people that I wasn't going to put this on the blog because its so embarrassing but what the heck?!? Here goes.... So a few weeks ago JHub and his boyfriends (literally, boyfriends, because their [...]
Guess Who's Back? Back Again. Leah's back. Tell a Friend! Sorry if that song is now stuck in your head on repeat for the rest of the day. You guys! I have missed you so much. No, really! I have missed my 7 dedicated readers like something fierce. This summer is over. Q is back [...]
They wear so many faces, Show up in the strangest places And grace us with their mercies in our time of need. Oh, I believe there are Angels Among Us, Sent down to us from somewhere up above. Angels Among Us by Alabama Earlier this week, while I was at the local water park, I [...]
(JHub, this post is for you and since you FINALLY subscribed to the blog, I am hoping you will read it....Don't worry, I am not telling everyone about how you ate a foiled wrapped chocolate and Q called you out on it. I am respecting your request to keep that silly mistake off the blog.) [...]
You know that tingling feeling you get when someone is playing with your hair? You know that moment of bliss you feel when someone else is washing your hair? You know that superstar moment you feel when you walk out of the salon with a fresh cut? Yeah, all of those feelings are what make [...]
Hot Mess Momma Club 