You know that tingling feeling you get when someone is playing with your hair? You know that moment of bliss you feel when someone else is washing your hair? You know that superstar moment you feel when you walk out of the salon with a fresh cut? Yeah, all of those feelings are what make [...]
Every year the World Of Wheels, a large car show, comes to our city. I've gone every year for as long as I can remember. When I was kid, my dad's work would have booth so I would go and hang out. As I got older, my mom became friends with the family who ran [...]
Every year, JHub and I jet off to Las Vegas for some fun-filled adult time. One would think since I am on vacation, I would escape the Hot Messiness of my life...but no...even when I am kidless, I am still a hot freaking mess... JHub and I have had this trip planned for a while [...]
**Before I get to the hot messiness of this story, I am going to tell you a back story** So this past Christmas Santa was struggling to get Q the perfect "big gift". QMonster didn't ask for anything (Well....technically he asked for things but his list included a riding lawn mower, a real monster truck, [...]
I hate the dentist. Like flat out HATE. Just thinking about going to the dentist gives me anxiety. No lie, I have to get the "happy gas" just to get my teeth cleaned. I ALWAYS tear up when I get in the chair. Don't ask me why...I think its just my nerves. I gag like [...]
"OH MY GOSH. QUINLAN JAMES! GO TO THE BATHROOM. WHYYYYYY did you do that?" As much as I don't want to, I have to admit I yelled this as QMonster sat in my bed throwing up what seemed like a gallon of chocolate milk. Nobody wants to be scolded when they are throwing up. I know [...]
On October 19 1982 JHub graced the world with his presence. October 19 2017 JHub turned 35. Every year on JHub's birthday, things get a little chaotic for whatever reason but this year...this year....well...it was a hot freaking mess.... The morning of JHub's birthday, I put his present by the fireplace. I strung up the [...]
If you are easily offended, struggle to find humor in situations where there really isn't anything funny, or don't like graphic images in your head, STOP READING RIGHT NOW. Seriously. Just stop. If you can laugh at situations that are over and done with and are now a little bit funny, then proceed. If you [...]
Last Monday was the Monday-iest of Mondays to ever Monday! Literally...it was a true Monday. A Monday that proved why Mondays get such a bad rap. A Monday from H*ll if you will. It started out pretty typical. I got QMonster up and ready for school. He had a mini freak out because it was [...]
A few weeks back I was scrolling through Facebook when I came across an advertisement for a birthday cake cheesecake at Cheesecake Factory. I sent the picture to my mom and sister declaring we HAD to get our hands on this delish looking treat! A few days later I invited them to go shopping and [...]
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