Vacation: A Hot Mess

Vacation: A Hot Mess

Every year, JHub and I jet off to Las Vegas for some fun-filled adult time. One would think since I am on vacation, I would escape the Hot Messiness of my life...but no...even when I am kidless, I am still a hot freaking mess... JHub and I have had this trip planned for a while [...]

An Elf & Her Grand Idea

An Elf & Her Grand Idea

**Before I get to the hot messiness of this story, I am going to tell you a back story** So this past Christmas Santa was struggling to get Q the perfect "big gift". QMonster didn't ask for anything (Well....technically he asked for things but his list included a riding lawn mower, a real monster truck, [...]

Throwing Up Grace

Throwing Up Grace

"OH MY GOSH. QUINLAN JAMES!  GO TO THE BATHROOM. WHYYYYYY did you do that?" As much as I don't want to, I have to admit I yelled this as QMonster sat in my bed throwing up what seemed like a gallon of chocolate milk. Nobody wants to be scolded when they are throwing up. I know [...]

Because This Is 35

Because This Is 35

On October 19 1982 JHub graced the world with his presence. October 19 2017 JHub turned 35. Every year on JHub's birthday, things get a little chaotic for whatever reason but this year...this year....well...it was a hot freaking mess.... The morning of JHub's birthday, I put his present by the fireplace. I strung up the [...]

Only Me. Only Freaking Me.

Only Me. Only Freaking Me.

If you are easily offended, struggle to find humor in situations where there really isn't anything funny, or don't like graphic images in your head,  STOP READING RIGHT NOW. Seriously. Just stop. If you can laugh at situations that are over and done with and are now a little bit funny, then proceed. If you [...]

Un-Breathe-liveable

Un-Breathe-liveable

Last Monday was the Monday-iest of Mondays to ever Monday! Literally...it was a true Monday. A Monday that proved why Mondays get such a bad rap. A Monday from H*ll if you will. It started out pretty typical. I got QMonster up and ready for school. He had a mini freak out because it was [...]

Celebration???

Celebration???

A few weeks back I was scrolling through Facebook when I came across an advertisement for a birthday cake cheesecake at Cheesecake Factory. I sent the picture to my mom and sister declaring we HAD to get our hands on this delish looking treat! A few days later I invited them to go shopping and [...]

My Corny Shower Story

My Corny Shower Story

This is a story all about how my shower got flipped turned upside down. I'd like to take a minute. Just sit right there, I'll tell you how an ear of corn interrupted washing my hair. BTW if you didn't notice, that was supposed to be sung to the tune of the Fresh Prince of [...]