Summer 2019

Summer 2019

On Monday's podcast episode I am talking all about SUMMER. I am telling you abut my daily schedule, daily themes, and various activities I have planned. As a working Camp Mom counselor, I have tons of good ideas that I am sharing with you! Download the FREE calendar & listen to Monday's podcast episode for easy ways to have an EPIC summer!!!

The Nut Necklace

The Nut Necklace

"I realized today that I don't even know when the last time he showered. Ugh. Mom of the year" I mumbled to my mom. I was sitting in my closet, surrounded by a pile of clothes and hangers. I was in the middle of a fat shaming pity party when she called. She asked about [...]

Stop, Drop, & Crack

Stop, Drop, & Crack

Warning: LONG POST AHEAD. This is a story that could only happen to a Hot Mess Momma. I have to brag on myself for a second....In all my cell phone owning years, I have never broken my phone screen.....UNTIL NOW. A couple of weeks ago, we had a gathering at our house for the LSU/Bama [...]

Mom Life Made Easy

Mom Life Made Easy

Being a mom is HARD. Everything depends on mom. Everyone needs something from mom. The kids need to be fed, husband needs his shirts from the dry cleaners, dog wants a treat, school wants you to do a fundraiser for them, work needs you to stay late, TBall team needs you to bring snacks after [...]

Better Than Clothes

Better Than Clothes

She moves her body like a cyclone I KNOW if you are any sort of cool you are singing the song now. In about 4 hours, when you are still singing the same 6 lines of the chorus (because let's be real, that is all anyone knows), you can thank me! I am not actually [...]

I’m a Liar!

I’m a Liar!

Its true. I am big fat liar. I just lie lie lie lie ALL THE DARN TIME! "I'm not going to ask you again" Of course I am going to ask him again. And again. And again.  "Santa Claus is watching you" Obviously Santa isn't watching him because Santa already bought his presents off the Target clearance [...]

I repeat…

I repeat…

Last night I realized I am one big broken record. I have about 15 phrases and that is all I say ALL DAY LONG. I literally say the SAME thing OVER and OVER again...go to bed...wake up...say the SAME THINGs OVER and OVER again... Here are the things I say OVER and OVER again on a [...]