Summer 2019

On Monday’s podcast episode I am talking all about SUMMER. I am telling you abut my daily schedule, daily themes, and various activities I have planned. As a working Camp Mom counselor, I have tons of good ideas that I am sharing with you! Download the FREE calendar & listen to Monday’s podcast episode for easy ways to have an EPIC summer!!!

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Top 4 Apps Every Mom Needs!

I am a self proclaimed Hot Mess. I own it. I live it. I embrace it. I am also Type A. I NEED perfection to function. Perfectionist Hot Mess would be an accurate description for me! Below are a few apps I highly recommend to be a perfectionist Functional Hot Mess Momma! 1. Google Calendar […]

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The Nut Necklace

“I realized today that I don’t even know when the last time he showered. Ugh. Mom of the year” I mumbled to my mom. I was sitting in my closet, surrounded by a pile of clothes and hangers. I was in the middle of a fat shaming pity party when she called. She asked about […]

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Stop, Drop, & Crack

Warning: LONG POST AHEAD. This is a story that could only happen to a Hot Mess Momma. I have to brag on myself for a second….In all my cell phone owning years, I have never broken my phone screen…..UNTIL NOW. A couple of weeks ago, we had a gathering at our house for the LSU/Bama […]

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Mom Life Made Easy

Being a mom is HARD. Everything depends on mom. Everyone needs something from mom. The kids need to be fed, husband needs his shirts from the dry cleaners, dog wants a treat, school wants you to do a fundraiser for them, work needs you to stay late, TBall team needs you to bring snacks after […]

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Better Than Clothes

She moves her body like a cyclone I KNOW if you are any sort of cool you are singing the song now. In about 4 hours, when you are still singing the same 6 lines of the chorus (because let’s be real, that is all anyone knows), you can thank me! I am not actually […]

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I’m a Liar!

Its true. I am big fat liar. I just lie lie lie lie ALL THE DARN TIME! “I’m not going to ask you again” Of course I am going to ask him again. And again. And again.  “Santa Claus is watching you” Obviously Santa isn’t watching him because Santa already bought his presents off the Target clearance […]

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I repeat…

Last night I realized I am one big broken record. I have about 15 phrases and that is all I say ALL DAY LONG. I literally say the SAME thing OVER and OVER again…go to bed…wake up…say the SAME THINGs OVER and OVER again… Here are the things I say OVER and OVER again on a […]

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I Spy With My Little Eye…

When I was kid we had a book fair at school. They transformed the library into a mini Books-A-Million. I don’t really know why it was called a BOOK fair because the pencil/poster/toy section had way more selection than the book section. I actually liked to read as a kid so I did buy books […]

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Vacation-Hot Mess Momma Style

A few weeks ago, J-Hub mentioned he wanted to take a weekend trip to Atlanta to play darts…Not to be outdone, I invited myself, QMonster, and my mom & we tagged along for the trip! I had this great idea that we would go to the aquarium, Six Flags, and the zoo all in one […]

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