Pedicure Etiquette

Pedicure Etiquette

A true Hot Mess Momma loves getting a pedicure. The warm water, the massage chair, the hot stones, the steam towels, the lavender scented lotion, the blissful massage, the perfectly painted toes...HEAVEN ON EARTH...an hour of escape that doesn't happen nearly enough for us HMMs. There is nothing better than a relaxing pedicure. The other [...]

Elf On The Shelf

Elf On The Shelf

"It's a no from me"-Simon Cowell Go ahead and kick me out of the Cool Moms club & block my access to Pinterest.... I REFUSE to do Elf On The Shelf.  Now that you have gasped in horror and probably called CPS on me for depriving QMonster, let me explain.... I browse Pinterest and see [...]

I’m a Liar!

I’m a Liar!

Its true. I am big fat liar. I just lie lie lie lie ALL THE DARN TIME! "I'm not going to ask you again" Of course I am going to ask him again. And again. And again.  "Santa Claus is watching you" Obviously Santa isn't watching him because Santa already bought his presents off the Target clearance [...]

Fundraiser Flashbacks

Fundraiser Flashbacks

Happy #FlashBackFriday....A few weeks ago I shared a picture of QMonster's latest adventure: selling coupon books...and since I shared that picture I started to really think about school fundraisers and well here are my thoughts.... I HATE THEM!  Listen Listen Listen....I get it. I know schools need money. They are under-funded and such. I get that. [...]