What To Expect!
My blog posts will highlight some of the comical Hot Mess Momma moments that happen in my daily life. I love sarcasm & bad words so if you don’t, this may not be the blog for you. Our family has been blessed by adoption so expect that topic from time to time. I’m sure I’ll write about my friends, family, & acquaintances so if you know me in real life & don’t want to be blogged about, unfriend me now. If you’re a stickler for grammar & spelling, go ahead & get out your red pen, you’ll have a hay day! I hope this blog brings you laughter & relateable momtastic moments! Please note that I use a lot of sarcasm & bad words. Please do not take my humor seriously, it is all in good fun. I also feature a section called Momma’s Makeup. I am an Independent Distributor for SeneGence – a skincare & cosmetic company that offers great results & even better staying power! If you’re tired of reapplying your makeup throughout the day, check out Momma’s Makeup, you’ll be pleasantly surprised!
I may occasionally (read always) use shorthand or special HMMC (see what I did there?) lingo. Here is the dictionary:
HMMC: Hot Mess Momma Club
HMM: Hot Mess Momma
J-Hub: my husband, Jimmy
Q Monster: my son, Quin
Fur Child: our dog, Henry
Momtastic: something that is fantastic & totally mom related
Also Worth Noting:
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