Stop, Drop, & Crack

Stop, Drop, & Crack

Warning: LONG POST AHEAD. This is a story that could only happen to a Hot Mess Momma. I have to brag on myself for a second....In all my cell phone owning years, I have never broken my phone screen.....UNTIL NOW. A couple of weeks ago, we had a gathering at our house for the LSU/Bama [...]

I Know.

I Know.

When you're a full blown Hot Mess Momma, you just KNOW. There is no question or doubt in your mind. You just know it and own it. I own the fact that I am a Hot Mess Momma. I just know I am and here is what qualifies me: A few weeks ago my bestie [...]

I’m a Liar!

I’m a Liar!

Its true. I am big fat liar. I just lie lie lie lie ALL THE DARN TIME! "I'm not going to ask you again" Of course I am going to ask him again. And again. And again.  "Santa Claus is watching you" Obviously Santa isn't watching him because Santa already bought his presents off the Target clearance [...]

I repeat…

I repeat…

Last night I realized I am one big broken record. I have about 15 phrases and that is all I say ALL DAY LONG. I literally say the SAME thing OVER and OVER again...go to bed...wake up...say the SAME THINGs OVER and OVER again... Here are the things I say OVER and OVER again on a [...]

Dental Emergency

Dental Emergency

Since its #FlashbackFriday I thought I would share one of my personal best Hot Mess Momma moments with y'all. Shortly after bringing Q home, I scheduled his first dentist appointment. Nothing out of the ordinary, it was just a formality. We had a morning appointment & were planning to run a few errands after the [...]