Only Me. Only Freaking Me.

If you are easily offended, struggle to find humor in situations where there really isn’t anything funny, or don’t like graphic images in your head,  STOP READING RIGHT NOW. Seriously. Just stop. If you can laugh at situations that are over and done with and are now a little bit funny, then proceed. If you […]

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Un-Breathe-liveable

Last Monday was the Monday-iest of Mondays to ever Monday! Literally…it was a true Monday. A Monday that proved why Mondays get such a bad rap. A Monday from H*ll if you will. It started out pretty typical. I got QMonster up and ready for school. He had a mini freak out because it was […]

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Celebration???

A few weeks back I was scrolling through Facebook when I came across an advertisement for a birthday cake cheesecake at Cheesecake Factory. I sent the picture to my mom and sister declaring we HAD to get our hands on this delish looking treat! A few days later I invited them to go shopping and […]

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This shit is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S.

This is a re-publish from our Sports & Stationery blog I used to write. It popped up on my “On This Day” feature on Facebook and I thought it was a good one….Originally written on Friday, August 7, 2015. QMonster was 3 at the time. I thought I would interrupt my “Sappy Post Series” with […]

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My Corny Shower Story

This is a story all about how my shower got flipped turned upside down. I’d like to take a minute. Just sit right there, I’ll tell you how an ear of corn interrupted washing my hair. BTW if you didn’t notice, that was supposed to be sung to the tune of the Fresh Prince of […]

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I Don’t Want My Son To Start Kindergarten

QMonster starts school on August 10th. I can’t lie…I am just not excited about it. I literally had to coach myself to hold it together in Belk’s Boy’s section during Tax Free Weekend. I almost broke down AGAIN in Hibbets when QMonster was trying on his “big boy school shoes”.  Go ahead and call me […]

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A Hot Mess [Fur] Momma Tail

“Once you have had a wonderful dog, a life without one, is a life diminished.” —Dean Koontz I can’t recall a time in my life when I didn’t have a pet. Growing up, I had a few pets…hamsters, fish, cats, dogs. I remember some more than others. I remember my mom’s beloved cat, Kirby. I […]

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